Wedge, Director of Human Resources

Favorite Place:
Under foot

Deepest Fear:
When humans shake out trash bags

Bed Time:
Most times

Something that makes you laugh/cry:
I’m allergic to pets, and by extension…myself?

Favorite Color:
Is the sun a color?

Favorite Artist:
Albrecht Dürer

Make and Model of first car:

How many fingers am I holding up:
I don’t know numbers, but why aren’t they petting me?

Favorite Bar:
I drink exclusively double filtered water from MY fountain

Favorite Food: